After reading two posts, one on Love Me or Hate Me and another one on Intangible Inheritance, I decided to do a no-brainy post too. The following is the results of me googling myself on Google.co.uk:
Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: “arenaKu uKanera needs”
A: arenaKu uKanera needs help! - Hmmm... apart from my dissertation, I don't think I need any other assistance. Or is there any generous people out there who could help me financially so that I could travel to two or three more European countries before going home to the World Heritage Site, Melaka.
Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera looks like”
A: arenaKu uKanera looks like a fun project - What? I'm not a thing, ok! Hehehe, I'm a human being, a SHY guy, who doesn't eat, among others, lamb, fresh water fish, duck, laksa (except for Laksa Sarawak because it's prawn/shrimp based) and budu.
Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera says”
A: arenaKu uKanera says I'm from Melaka too - Yeap, I was born and raise in one of the best cities in Malaysia, if not Asia.
Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera wants”
A: arenaKu uKanera wants to run the game in full screen - Hmmm... boring! Next, please.
Q: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera does”
A: arenaKu uKanera does not allow the Gonio population to... - Gonio? What's that? Is that a real country or a disease? Oh, my... don't tell me I'm a bimbo!
Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera hates”
A: arenaKu uKanera hates u and ur weather - Aiyo... how to respond to this statement. Yes, I hate English weather, especially the weather in Manchester. Very unpredictable, and it's SOOOOOOO wet here in Manchester. And windy too. And there was no snow last winter. Cuma salji manja-manja saja!
Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera asks”
A: arenaKu uKanera asks whether or not I've received an email - Email? Apa yang kau merepek ni? Next!
Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera likes”
A: arenaKu uKanera likes to rent my apartment for short term and long term tenant - No, I don't. I already got a good-natured lad for one of the rooms. I will occupy the main bedroom when I return home soon, while the smallest is the guest room.
Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera eats”
A: arenaKu uKanera eats homemade briyani - Oh, my... yeap, I had a plate of homemade chicken briyani last night, prepared by Dini. Thanks, Dini. Ajak-ajaklah lagi. Rugi kau Fendy, tak merasanya!
Q : Type in "[your name] wears ” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera wears”
A : arenaKu uKanera Wears a helmet. - Nope. I don't have a bike, I don't ride a bike. Next...
Q : Type in "[your name] was ” in Google search: “arenaKu uKanera was arrested for”
A : arenaKu uKanera was a streetwise Malay guy owned a burger stand in nearby Jerantut - What? I man a burger stall in Jerantut? Ini semua konspirasi peringkat tertinggi. Hehehe...
p/s: This is the first and the last time I'm doing this tagging thingy. It's so tiring, ok!
3 comments:
hahahah...do you know we have some similarities?... I dont eat fresh water fish, duck and budu too! Really!
Mak penin hat yang ni..tapi takpa, mak pekena budu dulu naaaa..adoilaa budu tertinggal di kelate nuh..uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mus: but you eat laksa, don't u?
lee: pening? kesian... hehehe. you eat budu too? not kopok leko?
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